Louboutins: why not just buy normal shoes and paint the soles red?
Dip hem skirts: did whoever hemmed this have a few glasses of wine at lunch?
Pastels: I love pastilles, especially Rowntree's!
Sheer: It's not for me...
Floral print: They're good if you're trying to hide in the park in summer!
Flatforms: Where's the rest of the shoe?
Fringed hem: Is your hem down? Does it need restitched?
Keep an eye out for more nuggets of fashion wisdom!